Monday, December 27, 2010

Andrewisms

These are all from today.

Scene: Mom standing by woodstove when Andrew enters the room.
Andrew: Will you look at my invention. It's a flying house.
Mom: Wow. How do you steer a flying house.
Andrew (after a brief pause): With rockets

Scene: Mom is making.dinner and requiring Andrew to stay on the chair beside her.
Andrew: You're fired!

Later in the same scene Andrew repeats his favorite phrase.
Andrew: I like you when you be nice to me.